Pony Facts

Horses cry real tears

Horses sleep standing up

They signal to me

With their broom-like tails

A tiny system of telephones running between us

To trot is to walk quickly on your legs

Horses can have smaller horses inside them

Those are called ponies!

The stomach essentially being a vestibule

Means we all have to wait outside

The first pony ever was named Thumbelina

After the girl in the Black Forest who was grown from a seed

A horse, like a twin bed, wears a blanket through winter

Horses and ponies have six stomachs each

A constant trembling of the forehead

Signals an obedient pony

When a pony is dying, everything around it seems to speak

Flies collect like flies in a jar

For a long time now, the world has hung in peripheral darkness

Like a horse wearing blinders

All you can see is your feet


how did this poem begin for you?

I wasn’t a “horse girl” growing up; I’ve never ridden a horse, and sometimes I feel like I’ve never even seen one. But I’ve always been interested in miniature versions of things. This poem came about from genuinely not knowing the difference between horses and ponies, and deciding to never find out. At a thrift store, I bought a pamphlet called Quiz Questions for the Pony Club, which is a highly amusing book of equestrian trivia aimed at young people looking to memorize, essentially, pony facts. Just flipping around was fun, but I couldn’t seem to retain anything I learned. It made me remember being in elementary school and reading a Scholastic magazine article about a pony named Thumbelina, and only later did I hear “Thumbelina,” the fairy tale. I love the feeling of not knowing something but still having a lot to say. This poem is what came out.
Luciana Arbus-Scandiffio was recently a Wallace Stegner Fellow in poetry at Stanford University. Her poems have appeared or are forthcoming in The Poetry Review, The Iowa Review, and Basket. She has two lesbian moms and is originally from New Jersey.
Originally published:
April 8, 2026

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